How to leave a whatsapp group that irritates you

Have you ever thought of leaving that whatsap group that you fell un comfy with.

I know that we have all been victims of the menace to society called WhatsApp groups. I know that your phone battery is two heartbeats away from death thanks to the endless messages that keep streaming in at all hours of the day and night.

I know you feel shy to leave because whoever added you is your friend/ cousin/ neighbor/ etc. Worry no more. In a few simple steps, I will show you how to ensure that you are blocked forever or thrown out like bad milk.

Some times however much you press the exit group button, your continuously replaced back to the group. Worry no more because we now got you covered. Try these steps, and trust me you going to sign your self an award of a deleted member from the group

Step 1: Add everyone you know to the group you have been added to
If you have been added to a high school class group, make sure you add all manner of irrelevant characters, such as your neighbors, friends, mechanics, tailor, doctor and anyone you have interacted with at one point or another. Ignore all polite reminders by the group administrator (this is your real enemy, the person who added you in the first place) to keep the group relevant and just keep adding. You will soon be removed from the group. However, if this does not work it is time for step 2.

Step 2: Keep sending forwards
Set an hourly alarm and trawl the internet for all manner of strange memes, forwards, threatening messages, pictures of exotic foods, cancerous tumours, tired jokes and so on to forward to the group. Ensure that you also include a host of emoticons with each message- 16 per forward will do.

However, if you find this method a little too labour- intensive then you may wish to consider Step 3.

Step 3: Send long posts
Continue to trawl the internet. Make sure that you only copy-paste forwards and messages that are between 500 and 1,000 words long.
For maximum effect, use pictures of flowers, animals and various smileys as paragraph breaks.
Send at least two of these long, rambling, totally meaningless posts twice every day, morning and evening. Always end them with extremely threatening warnings of death, endless bad luck, potential disaster etc should the recipients fail to forward them.

Warning: You may lose genuine friends in this battle, but remember, there is no war without casualties.

Step 4: Blessed peace
Wake up to a world in which you are not part of any WhatsApp group whatsoever. Enjoy your life